Chemistry Quotes
CATHERINE: What is
"jojoba"? ...
CLAIRE: It's something
that's good for your hair.
CATHERINE: What, a
chemical?
CLAIRE: No, it's
organic.
CATHERINE: Well it can be
organic and still be a chemical. ... Haven't you ever
heard of organic chemistry?
From "Proof", a
play by David Auburn
Chemistry in Musical
Sky: Would you like to know how a gambler feels about
the big heartthrob? ... Well, I'll tell you.
Mine will come as a surprise to me.
Mine I leave to chance and chemistry.
Sarah: Chemistry?
Sky:
Yes, Chemistry.
From "Guys and Dolls"
Isaac Asimov said if you want to find a chemist, ask
him/her to discuss the following words:
mole
unionized
As
he so eloquently put it, "If he starts talking about furry
animals and organized labor, keep walking."
From: roberts@ucunix.san.uc.edu (Michael A. Roberts)
"Mole"
can be many things... an animal, espionage, Mexican sauce, skin
marking...

But for a chemist,
it is simply an SI unit.
Sherlock Holmes and Chemistry
The following is the scene where Dr.
Watson first met Mr. Holmes at a chemical laboratory in a
hospital.
Broad, low tables were scattered
about, which bristled with retorts, test-tubes, and little
Bunsen lamps, with their blue flickering flames. There was
only one student in the room, who was bending over a distant
table absorbed in his work. At the sound of our steps he
glanced round and sprang to his feet with a cry of pleasure.
"I've found it! I've found it," he shouted to my companion,
running towards us with a test-tube in his hand. "I have
found a re-agent which is precipitated by haemoglobin, and
by nothing else."
(from "A Study in
Scarlett" by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle)
Dr. Watson described Mr. Holmes in the
following list.
Sherlock Holmes--his
limits:
- Knowledge of Literature.--Nil.
- Philosophy.--Nil.
- Astronomy.--Nil.
- Politics.--Feeble.
- Botany.--Variable. Well up in
belladonna, opium, and poisons generally. Knows nothing of
practical gardening.
- Knowledge of Geology.--Practical,
but limited. Tells at a glance different soils from each
other. After walks has shown me splashes upon his trousers,
and told me by their colour and consistence in what part of
London he had received them.
- Knowledge of
Chemistry.--Profound.
- Anatomy.--Accurate, but
unsystematic.
- Sensational Literature.--Immense.
He appears to know every detail of every horror perpetrated
in the century.
- Plays the violin well.
- Is an expert singlestick player,
boxer, and swordsman.
- Has a good practical knowledge of
British law.
